toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

zarry:

people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses  

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them